Christmas at KevinTV

Kevin is taking Christmas orders.

A video from Kevin, made for someone you name. He says the name himself.

From $29. Every order comes with a printable gift card.

To have it before Christmas, order a greeting by December 21, the others by December 17.

Watch the samples
Kevin in a red Santa hat and velvet jacket, behind a desk with a KevinTV microphone

Samples

See what you would be ordering.

One of each. They play quietly with subtitles as you scroll. Press "Play with sound" to hear Kevin.

$29 A Christmas Greeting Made for Linda. Her name, three times, and a favourable review of her year. Order the greeting
$75 A Personal Message Made for Gary, in summer, hence the shirt. Yours can be dressed for Christmas. Order the message
$129 Your Dog on KevinTV Starring Blake, made from a few photos. He took the questions very seriously. Order the interview

The Christmas desk

Three videos. One for everyone on the list.

To have it before Christmas, order a greeting by December 21, a personal message or a dog interview by December 17. After that, the gift card still goes under the tree.

Kevin in a Santa hat by the fireplace with the KevinTV microphone
$29

A Christmas Greeting

Kevin's Christmas statement, addressed to them by name. He reviews their year (favourably) and sends his regards to their dog.

  • About 20 seconds, vertical, ready to send
  • Printable gift card included
  • Ready in 3 days
Order the greeting
Kevin on a snowy doorstep in a camel jacket and tartan scarf
$75

A Personal Message

Written entirely around one person: their habits, their dog, the year they've had. Kevin delivers it in the outfit you choose.

  • A script for one person, not a template
  • Printable gift card included
  • Ready in 7 days
Order the message
A golden retriever in a Christmas jumper being interviewed with the KevinTV microphone
$129

Your Dog on KevinTV

Their own dog, interviewed by KevinTV. Their name, their thoughts on the tree, and the year they've had, delivered with complete seriousness.

  • Made from 3 to 5 photos of the dog
  • Printable gift card included
  • Ready in 7 days
Order the interview

For gifts

Buying it as a surprise?

Every order comes with a printable gift card. Write GIFT when you order, fill in the card, print it and put it under the tree. They scan the code and tell Kevin the details themselves.

Ordering late? The card still goes under the tree on Christmas Day, even if the video arrives after.

The printable KevinTV gift certificate: Kevin in a Santa hat on the left, fields for To, From and order email on the right, and a code to scan
The card for the greeting. Each video has its own. It fits A4 or Letter paper.

How to order

Three steps. Kevin does the rest.

  1. 1

    Choose the video

    Greeting, personal message, or their dog on KevinTV.

  2. 2

    Write the name, or GIFT

    Tell Kevin who it is for. For a surprise, write GIFT and the recipient fills in the card.

  3. 3

    It arrives by email

    3 days for a greeting, 7 days for the others. Payment is handled by Buy Me a Coffee.

Questions

Kevin has anticipated your questions.

How does the video arrive?

By email. It is a vertical video, ready to send on by text, WhatsApp or email. A greeting arrives within 3 days, a personal message or a dog interview within 7 days.

Will it arrive before Christmas?

To have the video by Christmas Eve, order a greeting by December 21, or a personal message or dog interview by December 17. Later than that, the gift card covers you: it goes under the tree on the day, and the video follows.

How does the gift card work?

Write GIFT when you order and the card comes with your confirmation as a PDF. Type into the fields on screen, or print it and write by hand. Add the email address you ordered with, because that is how Kevin matches the card to your order. Print the first page and give it.

The recipient scans the code on the card and tells Kevin their name (and their dog's name, if they have one). The video is emailed to them, with a copy to you.

How long is the gift card valid?

Until 31 March 2027. Kevin does not rush, but he does not forget either. For a video before Christmas, ask them to scan the card as soon as they have it.

What do I need to tell Kevin?

Greeting: their name, how to say it if it is unusual, and their dog's name if Kevin should mention it.

Personal message: their name and anything Kevin should know: a habit, a story only family would know, the year they have had. Also what Kevin should wear.

Your dog on KevinTV: the dog's name, breed and personality, and the outfit. After ordering, email 3 to 5 clear photos of the dog's face to kevinthegreypoodle@gmail.com.

Can I choose what Kevin wears?

For the personal message and the dog interview, yes. The greeting is filmed in his Christmas desk outfit, as in the sample.

Is it safe to pay?

Payment is handled by Buy Me a Coffee, a well-known payment site for creators. Kevin never sees your card details.

Is Kevin real?

Yes. Kevin is a real silver-grey miniature poodle. The videos are made with AI from photos of him, which is how he manages to speak. The opinions are his own.

Something else? Email kevinthegreypoodle@gmail.com. Kevin reads everything.

About KevinTV

Desk briefings from a miniature poodle.

Kevin is a silver-grey miniature poodle with standards. Most days he is interviewed on camera about the household: the sofa, the kitchen, the weather indoors.

Household news, treated as official. He is not cute. The cute is a byproduct.

More than 100,000 people follow the briefings on Facebook and Instagram.

Kevin, a silver-grey miniature poodle in a navy cap and blazer, at his desk with the KevinTV microphone
Kevin in a black beret and suit at his desk under a green banker's lamp, facing the KevinTV microphone

The Board

The Board keeps the desk running.

Kevin files a new briefing most days, and every one of them takes tools, time and a reporter with a steady hand. The Board is the monthly arrangement that pays for it. Members keep the desk open, and the public briefings stay free for everyone.

  • An extra briefing every Sunday, for members only
  • A say in the questions: tell the reporter what to ask Kevin
  • Every members-only episode so far, waiting for you
  • The public desk stays on, because you are keeping it on

$5 a month. Cancel any time. Kevin will not take it personally. He will note it.

Join The Board

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